ANDREW NOYES - Hash Words

A relative newcomer to both the Episkopi Hash and the ancient art of hashing, he was condemned almost immediately as a Carlsberg drinker instead of Keo. As a result he quickly became a "Nob of the Week" and was justifiably "volunteered" (in RN parlance "stitched up") for the post of Hash Words. An ex Bootneck with knackered knees, he firmly established himself as one of the many "plodders" found on the Epi Hash. His identical twin brother, Col Moyles, has also been sighted on the Hash but has yet to qualify for either the Run Averages or the "Piss Pot".