JIM SMITH - Hash Cash

Jim Smith (his real name, honest) but when making hotel reservations he books in as Frank Sinatra. Born in Motherwell, the son of a Cameronian who, as the story goes, on his return from fighting the Hun, opened the door and knocked the two-year old Jim off his potty.  That’s when Jim started drinking malt whisky.  Before retiring to Cyprus, Jim’s working life took him from the heat of Abu Dhabi to the chill of Abu Deen.  He has recently been known to earn extra pennies at weekends translating for Peter Hogg.